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Devious Journal EntryHappy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to E.J./Wise One! Happy Birthday to you!
It's almost been a year since we started talking (I just checked, on the 29th we started talking!) and it's never been a dull moment. You've always listened, no matter how scary or weird the story was, and talking to you always makes me smile inside and out! You're one hell of a guy, kind, a good listener, and giving all wrapped into one, so I wish you the best in everything! So everyone, please help me in wishing zodiark619 a happy birthday today!

Christopher Eccleston to feature in Doctor WhoChristopher Eccleston will feature in upcoming 'Doctor Who' episode 'Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS', when the Ninth Doctor's voice is heard as a space crew try and break into the TARDIS.
Christopher Eccleston is returning to 'Doctor Who' - as a voice from the past.
The 49-year-old actor was rumoured to be coming back for the sci-fi show's 50th anniversary episode in November but decided not to reprise his role as the Ninth Doctor.
However, he will feature in next week's episode 'Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS', which focuses on a spaceship salvage team which captures the TARDIS.
As they try and break into the time-travelling machine viewers will hear the Ninth Doctor's voice say, "The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through these doors, and believe me they've tried."
It is a line from 'Rose', which was the first episode of the new run of 'Doctor Who' which began in 2005 and starred Billie Piper as the Time Lord's companion Rose Tyler.
It was revealed tha

Breaking Time's Barriers

“Lord....you must have lived a good life to end up here eh? Expensive.” A old woman stood in front of two graves, one white, one black. She had salt and pepper hair, light brown and silver threaded through the long strands tied and tucked away in an braid behind her, oblivious to the wind and turbulence above created by the blimps floating in the sky.

She was wearing an old dress, short and plain gray, long sleeves and the length was down with her knees, white long trench coat billowing out behind her. Simple shoes adorned her feet, gray and low heeled. A walking stick stood by her side, white and silver markings all over it, som

Blue StarYou've grown too big to keep going like this
Though others supernova, you ignore, deny
Don't hear what I say; why can't you just resist
You're much too young, I don't want you to die
Blue star, blue star
You're burning up, furious
Blue star, blue star
Can't you see your time has come?
The end is near, you will dissolve
I cannot change your firm resolve
Blue star, blue star
You're burning up, furious...
Unless you cool, dear, you will not survive
The hydrogen is running low, oh no
You don't believe, you're scared; just stay alive
I care, but I can't help what you control
Only the good die young, that's what they say
I promise you, don't have to be this way
Only the good die young, that's what they say
I promise you, don't have to be this way
I promise you, don't have to...
Blue star, blue star
You're burning up, furious
Blue star, blue star
Don't you know that you're dying?
The end is here and you dissolve
I coul

Why did you have to leave me?! -Johnlock-It was all a lie. He was going to walk into the flat and there he would be, talking to his skull or playing the violin. He would be doing something clever, just like always but most of all, he would be alive. At least, that was what John had convinced himself of. He fumbled in his pocket until he firmly held the keys in his hand. Pausing before advancing, he pushed the key into the lock of 221B. Returning them to his pocket, John stepped into the flat, hurrying to try and see his best friend. He strained his ears, hoping to hear his voice or the bow sliding across the violin's strings. However, all he was met with was silence.
Finally, he reached the living room and he came to a standstill. The room had hardly changed since he had last been in there, months ago, apart from the strange smell that comes with a property being without inhabitants. There were still stacks of books around the room and the skull was still there on the fireplace. His violin sat on the desk, as always, his

I Love You...You asked me if I love you,
and yes, my dear, I say I do.
Your touch-and-kiss tell me
that what I say to you is true.

I see the love in your eyes,
and I can feel it in your touch.
I want you night and day, honey--
I want your love so very much.

Your kisses warm my very soul,
and your loving keeps me whole.
When I am with you, my dearest,
I feel I'm losing my self-control.

You asked me if I love you,
and yes, my dear, I say I do.
As I hold you, know what I say
is now and will always be true.

--RKJ

Walking AwayThere are certain periods of your life that you don't think will ever end. You think that life will stay constant, and your routines will remain the same no matter how much time passes by. But then you stop and take a look around, and you realize that even though you had thought that you were suspended in time and that nothing would change, the world kept spinning, and life kept happening. And before you know it, those times are over, and all you can do is look back on them with either a sad or a happy heart.

This can apply to any period of your life. You've just started school, then before you know it you're holding a college degree in you

Shake Me OutI'm tripping over my own feet and I'm only standing under the spray of hot water. I turn and suddenly feel sick, like I'm going to throw up. I step out of the shower onto the bare tile, the texture barely registering on my feet. I stumble forward, suddenly lacking the strength to stand. I sit down on the toilet seat and grab the wastebasket, thinking my breakfast is coming back for a vengeance.

My stomach turns and my throat gags, but nothing is coming and suddenly I'm so limp. I drop the wastebasket onto the floor and grab for my phone on the magazine rack where I always put it just in case. I dial out a quick SOS to my mom to bring me up f

1. Introduction"She's 2 months today,"
Your mother says excitedly to the other ladies fawning over and smiling at you.
I look at you, so tiny and perplexed.
Completely defenseless; priceless.
"Her name's Sophia," I hear her say.
I think,
Child,
You are much too impressionable
For this cruel world.

Devious Journal EntryFor anyone whose reading this, just take some time to thank the people that sit down with you and listen to you when you need to rant or vent or just talk. They have problems too, and if they are taking the time to feel the pain of your burdens as well as their own, then that makes them fucking amazing people.
It really pisses me off when I pretty much spill out my soul to other people and they're all like "Oh, that's too bad." or even worse, when they turn it into a contest and try to make it out like their lives are worse than mine. Maybe your life IS worse than mine for all I know, but if I trust you enough to tell you my deepest darkest secrets, the least you can do is listen and try to be genuinely supportive, instead of making it all about you. Just because my problems aren't as severe as other people's doesn't mean that it isn't serious to me.
Sometimes it's hard being the one who listens to other people's problems, okay? I don't really tell other people my problems unless I fee

A Bedtime StoryThe room looked as if a bull had charged through it. End tables were flipped over, vases were broken, and books were torn apart, their pages scattered randomly all over the floor. A woman in her mid-thirties lay on the couch, clearly worn out, while the Doctor went about the room with the energy of someone who hadn't just fought off a mind-controlling alien, scanning different parts of the space with his screwdriver.

"It looks like that parasite is gone," he said, looking at his screwdriver intently. He turned to the woman and pocketed the instrument. "You should feel back to normal after a good night's sleep, but do be careful about where y

G O O D (but oh-so bad)G-o-o-d.

Four letters but so much complexity.

Is it good to lie if it makes others feel better?

Is it good to cheat if it makes others prouder?

Is it good to sin if it gets you further?

Is it good to kill if it removes the dangerous and psychotic?

Is it good to hurt if it rights the wrong?

I don't know anymore, all of the lines blurred together to form a giant, overwhelming darkness where there is no backwards or forwards. Only nothing.

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HASH-SLINGING-SLASHER

by ~Pervyspongebobplz, Oct 23, 2011, 1:02:26 PM
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And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula.
And then... he got hit by a bus!
And, as funeral, they fired him!
So now... every... What day is it?
: Tuesday-
TUESDAY NIGHT!!! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance
: But tonight's Tuesday night!
: Then he'll be coming...
: HOW WILL WE KNOW
: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging-Slasher

: FIRST The lights with flicker on and off... THEN
: Dude, can i have some ketchup?
: Oh here you go. - hands ketchup -
: NEXT.. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there...
: And finally, the Hash-Slinging-Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him ovar! And then, he exits the bus and crosses the street WITHOUT LOOKING BOTH WAYS
: Because hes already DEAD!
: Then he taps on the window with his greasy spatula hand
: NO
: He opens the door ERRRRRRNNNNNNGGG
: He slowly approaches the COUNTER ounter ounter ounter ounter
: And you know what he does next?
: What..
You really wanna know?
: What..
You sure wanna know?
: WHAT WHAT WHAT DOES HE DO!?!
: HE GETS YAH!
AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!
: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

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Listening to: Spongebob's AHHHS
Eating: Kraby patties

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~Ri-chann Apr 30, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Pure amazing.

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~volcoidkoko123 Oct 28, 2012

make more
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~checkerkitty12 Jul 30, 2012

Nice man

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~Pervyspongebobplz Jul 30, 2012

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You has disappointed me.

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=Corrupted-Lullaby Jul 26, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Epic... just pure epic.

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!Wingoftoxin May 28, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

love that part XD btw, is this one of your favorite spongebob moments?

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~Pervyspongebobplz Jun 26, 2012

Of course. Going to make another one of these. its a secret though.

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~lounajus May 4, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Oh my god i love that part, i was rolling on the floor laughing! (especialy when the guy wants to borrow the ketchup!

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~Rocket14 Apr 17, 2012 Student Digital Artist

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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~Aliceinchains65 Feb 21, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

sqiudwards face is sexy and i know it teeeeheeee

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